Kids and Disney: They do

They do

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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Can't be bothered, TBH

By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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Better safe than baby

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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Overreaction, but still…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 10:00

Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML

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Plans

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:11

They do though.

Stephanie Claire 12

Wednesday 24 July 2019 17:03

I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though

Comments

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:22

Not vacations. Your HONEYMOON! That's the one time that's supposed to be only about the newlyweds. Not the kids. Independant from that, though: Kids DO ruin vacations.

Susan Yee 9

Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:32

He’s right you know. Also don’t go to Disney or Universal or anywhere involve rides while pregnant, because you wont be allowed to ride any, it’s the rules.

Henry8cooper 15

Thursday 25 July 2019 0:30

Hmm - I have to agree that this is a FYL. Going to Disney world for a honey moon? Why not stick needles under your nails too? I don't care if you bring kids or not - but for crying out loud - honey moon is supposed to be a nice experience. You are kidding me right?

smartjaguargurl 17

Thursday 25 July 2019 2:10

I mean... he’s not wrong

samomaha 17

Thursday 25 July 2019 4:07

I don't kn ow that I agree thaT "kids ruin vacations". They certainly will ruin a honeymoon.

icalledhisname 12

Thursday 25 July 2019 4:17

A vacation with kids is not a vacation. It’s paying a ton of money to baby-sit.

i8cake 12

Thursday 25 July 2019 5:01

honeymoon and kids are not an ideal combo. can't blame him for not wanting kids so soon

tounces7 27

Thursday 25 July 2019 5:32

Oh boy are you in for a surprise. If you take your kids on vacation, it's no longer a vacation for you, it's a vacation for them, and you're just along as an escort.

Traveling_Book 9

Thursday 25 July 2019 6:17

Some really odd responses here. My wife and I drag our son all over the country. Never once has he ruined a vacation. It adds to it with him experiencing things for the first time.