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By facepalm - 22/07/2013 20:19 - United States

Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted, "False flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Well, if the toaster doesn't work, then we don't eat as much bread, which will somehow prevent obesity, which will stop the lawsuits and American stigma. You're dad isn't crazy, he knows the truth!!

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xlord 27

Poor America. They are like the popular kid that everyone hung out with only because he had a pool and the latest game consoles but now that his parents are broke everyone bullies him.

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Wakachulak 22

Wonder what he'd do if Burger King raises prices

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buckdharma 37

Evil cats are behind this. The bread they wear actually opens satellite communications, so destroying all the toasters makes purr-fect sense. See the real truth behind cat breading before it's too late!

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angel55033 12

false flag? am I the only one who doesn't understand this fml?

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monnanon 13

a false flag is an event used to guide a populcae into making the decision the goverment wants them too. the most famous one is 9/11 however not many people believe this was really a false flag.

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mangoboy1 19

2 years ago if someone had said that the government is monitoring the communications of its citizens, people would have just called it a crazy conspiracy theory. Some of these theories actually make a lot of sense and have a lot of evidence but some people refuse to believe that their government lies to them.

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SpamPam 18

Actually you can say one thing about the toaster. And that is that it was probably built to break. This in order to fuel consumerism and force people to have to buy new ones.

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FinJage 18

74 - I'm sorry, but any government 'spying' on its citizens is pretty much obvious and assumable. That shouldn't even be a conspiracy theory nor a surprise.

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

Haha lol but on A serious note false flags do happen. I.e the recent bombing in Boston. When the FBI says not to look at any other photos but what they give you or when the city gets locked down wit militarized police patrolling the streets forcing ppl from their homes or the fact there was a drill on record of the exact same incident then u know it was staged. They play the same script over and over again they think the ppl are so stupid they can openly commit their crimes right in our face. When ppl actually have a brain and think for them selves they're called "conspiracy theorists" by ppl who are dumbed down by the fluoride water and gmo food, etc...

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Shadomasta 5

79- Tell that to the people who believe that Snowden is a traitor.

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Skyla1 6

Wow thats moronic dont let the odd conspirisist throw off the facts that are out there though

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