Things that go bump in the… parking lot

By Lousydriver - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML
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flockz 19

get a bigger, more badass car.

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Emmy_The_Great 2

Poor median. Minding its own business and it still gets run over.

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Comments

StopDropNRoll 11

Would this be reliable evidence supporting the women can't drive theory? Along with the comment above this one with the college kids.

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obviousboy 8

Why am I not surprised a chick did this? Who wants to bet she's blonde too? :P

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a_lenzmeier 11

No shit Sherlock. Did you take the time to note the FEMALE sign in the top right corner?

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Peacewind 0

Oh so done that. Only I did it in a ford truck. I ended up putting it in the shop for 8 weeks to get the entire rear end replaced. Leaf springs, tires, drive shaft, differential, shocks. Everything. So much for build Ford tough. FYL

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twisted54 1

What kind of truck gets it's entire rear end damaged from running over a median? You must've been hauling some ass to pull off that trick...:)

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twisted54 1

That's pretty weak buddy. I'd have been pissed if my truck fell apart so easily...

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cj7jeep 1

I do that all the time on purpose...I guess driving a jeep pays off :0

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aligiorav 11

Happens to the best of us. I once did that though i went straight over. Then these trash cans just jumped out of nowhere. And before I even knew what was happening I was suddenly driving through a park. Those poor hobos. But luckily it all ended when I finally stopped. Thank god that house just fell from the sky, because I have no idea how else it got right in front of my car

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stephy8687 0

That special right there.

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ugottaluvme 0

Im lovin the pic :P

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fuzz97 23

When I read this I was like "I bet OP is a woman." And wouldn't you know it, I was right! inb4 "OMG SEXIST PIG!!1!one". Women are statistically worse drivers than men.

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