Things that go bump in the… parking lot

By Lousydriver - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML
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flockz 19

get a bigger, more badass car.

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Emmy_The_Great 2

Poor median. Minding its own business and it still gets run over.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't take short-cuts in life.

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ImmaB3AST 7

...Kids these dayss

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CryMoreFMLs 14

You're a kid too, shut up moron. Because you just essentially called yourself one too.

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Tektite 14

Maybe.. Watch where you're driving? That'd be helpful for the next dumb ass stunt you decide to do. ;D

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Buttsexpirate 9

See! If you had a boat, this wouldn't have happened. Silly landlubbers.

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apndi 9

Haha, I don't know about you but when I'm driving I usually look to make sure there's nothing in front of me to run over.

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V19Spartan 1

Once got my "car" in an underage "median", I had a hard time explaining that to the cops #giggity

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Heavensangel8302 0

I dd this in a wal mart parking lot! My car did not get stuck but my car was really messed up! I called my husband and he was like how in the world do you forget you parked at a median!

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robert2597 0

I've done it before. I feel for you. But if you make a habit of it then you might start to worry.

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jonleonsalas 1

Hahahahahaha this same thing happened to once!

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