Family: This Charming Man - FML

This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 624

You deserved it 3 075

Red flags

By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 23:03 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML

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You deserved it 271

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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You deserved it 88 914

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 468

You deserved it 4 371

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 097

Dick move

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 737

You deserved it 112

Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 041

You deserved it 130

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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You deserved it 3 403

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O_EM_G 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:20

atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-

bummervacation 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:19

"Your bitch?" People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.

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meeba 2

Friday 28 January 2011 4:40

what is so bad about that?

barrelroll1472 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:53

meh, that was a little over the top, I still think you're a tight ass though.

Heyballard 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:46

I don't think what he said was so bad. At least he wasn't like, "So this is the bitch, eh? Damn she's ugly!" I mean, at least he said nice!

TheJimAubrey 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:47

YDI for living in Canada and having problems other than maple syrup on your hockey puck. Good Game.

BeccaEatsGlitter 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:00

lol. Thats so true .. :D

blahbaby123 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:12

Why are all these guys saying "He complimented you!" How is calling someone a bitch a compliment?! Yeah he said "Nice" Implying that you are good looking, but so?! That's like punching someone in the face and then saying "You have a nice bone structure!" It's like....wtf?! You are his GIRLFRIEND not his bitch. Guys need to learn respect! I hope your boyfriend stood up for you!

andrewfyl 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:54

These guys sound like bros. and this is the 69th comment. chill

doglady 16

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:04

ugh, what a turd. at least you have his approval (sarcasm)

WorldRallyXtreme 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:53

lol, I read mother instead of brother...still sucks though

legendary242 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:21

That's a compliment

Concray 0

Monday 14 February 2011 13:22

That was just a brother being a brother. Nothing to get worked up about... I once used something similar at my little sister. And for some reason the guy thinks I'm gay... :/

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, my daughter got her first house. As soon as she had the keys, she turned on me, ranting at everything she thinks I’ve done to wrong her, and how she never wants to see me again. I don’t understand, I paid for all her furniture, and we still go on mother/daughter trips. Where did I go wrong? FML

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Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML

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Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML

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Today, I just hit 41 weeks pregnant. Today is also the day my AC decided to die. I live in Florida, where it's hot WITH the AC on. This is gonna be fun. FML

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Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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