By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
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thebestof1984 0

that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

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ChiddyBANGr 13

"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

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cindayy77 0

FYL, I have to say xD

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kl_beans 0

I mean he could've just pulled down his trousers but then again it was a retiament

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ChiddyBANGr 13

"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

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alexg823 0

I'm curious as to why you capitalized "Weinerr."

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sourgirl101 28

"Dude looks like a Lady".(:

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gwadafiesta_fml 2

And dude sounds like a lady too if he couldn't convince her when telling her ! Double FML

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sillybanana97 1

Lol double FYL! I feel sorry for you....

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btnhdude 0

did you not finish your comment? 'cause I'm guessing you meant to say, "the girl who cried wolf doesn't relate to this fml at all."

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Sinvudyo 0

Hmm, maybe you should grow an beard =)

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bluegoldfish 7

maybe you should learn which indefinite article to use for words beginning with a consonant.

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funnynesh 10

48- shut up! I really hate you grammar nazi bastards…

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thebestof1984 0

that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

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Btgalownia 0

what if he had a small penis? "today, to prove to an old lady, I showed her my penis. she laughed at the size and walked away. fml"

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Tsunami87 17

better start hitting the gym, girl :p

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btnhdude 0

motherfuck Dre, motherfuck snoop, motherfuck deathrow! Yo' n here comes my left blow! - Eazy E

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at1325 0

judging by all of the thumbs down your comment has received and simply reading the comment, you should follow your picture's advice and shut the **** up

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dreamering 16

So, you're saying that Your Life is ****** because an old lady doesn't believe you're Lady Gaga?

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sillybanana97 1

lol yeah I have to agree^ that's a major win

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