This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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downtime 12

So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...

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DogsPaw 16

Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.

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sexygurllolz 1

this is a dumb fml, you deserve it for pulling his shorts down

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skuxdeluxe 2

Where did you find a beach in the City of London? Please let me know, I've been looking for ages.

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austinismyname 0

It's summer, jackass. People go on vacation.

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tony1891 22

why would you panic and not say Hey. my top is coming undone? now you have a fine to pay. and gave everyone at the beach a show.

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uniquechic21 12

This is just great because of the ending. Wouldn't be nearly as funny without that last sentence.

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uniquechic21 12

Well accidentally flashing people is an FML in and of itself. The fine sucks more for OP since it was an accident, but it does make it funnier.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Where was I when this happened? (:

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Tryin to hit on OP's boyfriend now? Tisk Tisk.

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PinkMystic1399 0

Why did u pull down on his pants lol

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Get yo pants off the ground! ...and your bikini top...that can stay off. XD

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alycion 38

Rofl. When I lived in Virginia Beach, there was a couple from our of the country. The make was taking pics of his girlfriend who happened to be topless. It took the lifeguard 15 min to make the short walk and another 15 to explain that it was not acceptable there. It was obvious he was enjoying the show. He got booed when she put her top back on.

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downtime 12

15 minutes? I would be done in 5...Maybe 8 if I was drunk.

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mckibabe 7

Why didn't You pull up your bikini top? Or just hold onto it? Haha definitely made my day though.

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drakej 0

I feel for ya. Ive gottened fined for the same thing before

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Cowboy1986 4

Our military is better !!! .......wait you still won damn

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kman4evah 16

So do other countries in the world. And it doesn't freeze half the year in those places.

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EliHak 0

Go to Hawaii, they have better nude beaches there.

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1crabbygirl 10

This is why Canadians think *all* Americans are a$$holes... when it is just you two. Thanks for the invite. I bet your nude beaches are delightful.

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False_Stupidity 41

I Would think that Canada + nude beaches = severe shrinkage.

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