Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: This is mine now - FML

This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By UghCats - 06/02/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Cad6 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.

charlotte69er 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

Have u cleaned it lately ?

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thatsabiggun 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:07

@deviable or cuz the box is nastyass

lovinglife77 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:19

That's what you get for having a cat!

nvo 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:19

Clean the box daily? If that doesn't do it, switch to another litter?

calilovesneb 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:15

Hahaha my cats are constantly doing something like this, I have 15 of them. There's just no stopping it...

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:41

Put the litter on the backpack

sportstar691 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:44

Im sorry but you did deserve this as you watched and let it happen

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 3:41

Lol my one cat does that all the time! The other STANDS ON HER BACK LEGS in the litter box while peeing and sometimes pukes on my bench jackets. Cats I love them so much!

saidawhiting 14

Monday 9 April 2012 17:43

Cats are jerks.

Draven69 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:26

Cats are just awful like that >.< I totally feel your pain, my oldest cat likes to pee on my shoes for whatever reason... I always have to have my door closed and whatnot...

fmlahahaha 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:23

Try changing the litter

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