Sex, Awkward and Kids: This is wrong

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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You deserved it 6 000

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 40 847

Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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You deserved it 7 657

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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You deserved it 279

null_fml 11

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:24

yo mama's got some 'splainin to do

Comments

vooper 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:11

PRAY TO GOD IT IN THE GARAGE

JayXL14 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:14

who said fml's have to be funny.. idiots

FuckUpXNote 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:25

Wow. CHEATER MUCH?

oathkeeper75 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:29

Wow that's worse then walking in on your actual parents

LatinoHeat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:50

YDI for watching your mom have pretend sex with Clay Aiken.

lway2009 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:48

You are a stupid troll. Referencing Clay Aikin? Dude, 2006 is way over.

cjohnsonn 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:53

Are you going to tell your dad?

freddyyy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:57

Blackmail time.

chaosmint 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:00

If only this were MLIA I wouldn't be mentally scarred so much.

Fingers0689 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:04

Shoulda whooped that fools ass!

angryseatroll 5

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:11

Sorry. FYL. And F your dads too. Your mom is a cheating *****. She doesn't dererve you guys. I'm sorry. That really really sucks. :(

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Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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Today, I was singing the Peaches song from the Mario movie in the kitchen. My wife asked what I was singing, so I told her “It was the song from the Mario movie remember? We saw it together.” She says “No, we didn’t?” Then I realized she’s right. I’d taken my girlfriend. FML

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