Thoughts and prayers

By wil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML
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MissKangaroo 23

Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to

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bdsmslave 18

Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.

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Enslaved 36

Did you expect her to do something ungodly after you bought her that dinner?

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Cads1 24

I want to answer yes to that question but I can't shake the thoughts that I could be wrong.

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bioss89 16

The almighty Odin, God of Thunder wouldn't do that! I am shocked!

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Ichiya 29

But Loki the God of Assholishness would.

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ninjahesten 18

Thor is the God of thunder, Odin is hes father :)

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blackonblight 32

Eris would. There's a reason Discordians are careful how we invoke our patroness.

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vlalam 24

I am glad god saved your future by taking her out of your life... who needs such a person whose actions speak for themselves

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travellingfun 18

I hope this doesn't become a new way of breaking up with people.

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limegreenpoopie 31

At least she did the good thing by leaving you. You can't catch yourself being with someone as dumb as that -___-

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cjfred 13

God, or at least the church, has never had a problem with getting something for free. Neither do most humans, so apparently man truly was created in God's image, or vice versa.

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