Intimacy: Ticklish

Ticklish

By Username - 28/07/2010 11:20 - France

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Hedgehog

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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I likes what I likes

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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JoSmokes 10

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:16

Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:14

wax it ?

Comments

NicoleeMF 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:06

LMAO! nair? :p

Veegulkz 6

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:07

what an asshole

jamiebuczko 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:51

lmfao wow!

ro0oma 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 22:49

should have removed it.

tiffyxmac 0

Friday 30 July 2010 2:31

lmfao!

lawlatyourfml 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:35

ydi. wax it moron.

squirrelboyzz 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:45

lmaaaooo. awesome guy.

SkateOrDie686 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:36

lmfaoo

Bieberbabe89 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:53

so shave yourpeach fuzz. no big deal.

Unstoppable15 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:45

ewww yu need to shave...BAD !

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