Intimacy: Ticklish - FML

Ticklish

By Username - 28/07/2010 11:20 - France

Spicy

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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I likes what I likes

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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JoSmokes 10

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:16

Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:14

wax it ?

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sammi13 0

Friday 30 July 2010 10:42

*giggle* ()_() ( 0o) o(. ) *BuNnY*

Riddler77 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:17

hahahahahaha

DNWVF 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 3:24

ydi for not doing anything about your gravy mustache

M0llie 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:42

LMFAOO. no don't shave it does make it worse.

iSometimes 5

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:41

roflmao! oh that's messed up but funny. FYL.

Lorysa 11

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:01

Aw, OP! lol, Same problem here. It can be tricky to keep on top of those little facial hairs that only a BF gets close enough to notice. Just some advice; nair upper lip cream works, and it smells nice! But it's faster and longer lasting to just swipe an ice cube on the area for a few seconds, pull the skin tight and then pluck the hair out in the direction it grows. It doesn't hurt if done right.

brutalbob 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:41

that's hot

fcbarca18 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:29

maybe they gay?

Stephhxbabyy 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:13

hahahaaha omgg im sry , thts messed up fyl -.-

mrhabeeb 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:40

ouchh. DON'T WAX BLEACH IT INSTEAD

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