Time flies, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 390
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um_duh 0

Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job

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YeTi_MaNN 0

Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?

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SluttyMcNugget 0

#1, **** off!! If you got fired maybe it was your fault!! Getting laid-off....well that isn't, so I'm going to assume you did something wrong in order to get fired.

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WormFromABird 0

Wow, that sucks, but at least you have patience :/

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funsize003 0

maybeee you shouldn't be so gassyyyy! :)

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riotgrrl 0

YDI for working for an oil company.

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YeTi_MaNN 0

Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?

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giorgi0202 9

youre a stupid tree hugging **** if not for oil you wouldn't even be able to have a phone uneducated prick

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some_random_dude 0

sweet i moderated this one... and you should call up the people at Guinness to see if that is a new record

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homiecat 0

aww well thats too bad...you will find an even better job...hopefully....

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SluttyMcNugget 0

#5, Haha bitch!! Your first comment got moderated, loser!!!

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