Time flies, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 390
You deserved it 4 423
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um_duh 0

Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job

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YeTi_MaNN 0

Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

lol wow thats funny; i moderated this but when i did it wasnt written anthing like this, and there was a thing about his dad so either the OP rewrote it and reposted it or someone stole it and made it better

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aquarius6 0

unf*ckin belivable.

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genius_man16 0

You got fired so you obviously ****** up. YDI

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throwawaygull 0

#30's flat out stupid. oil is industry. lubricants, plastics, fertilizers, its all oil products.

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Endymion_fml 0

#21 called it. Plus, since (s)he didn't say *why* they were fired, I'm betting there was a good reason for it.

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MoobyTheCow 2

Thank you for the last sentence, as I have a mental disorder where I am unable to tell that 8 is bigger than 5.

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matters511 0

Uhhhh there was a reason why u got fired don't complain go look for another job

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4dakill 0

#4OITH FYL......i wonder how long it took you to think of this FML *ponder ponder pnder*

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4dakill 0

#40 continued ........ *still pondering*

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