Crime, Abuse and Work: Time to call it quits

Time to call it quits

By Cooky - 14/03/2010 09:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 439

You deserved it 6 734

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 149

You deserved it 3 360

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 215

You deserved it 36 249

By Ouch - 14/11/2018 05:00

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 676

You deserved it 327

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 486

You deserved it 6 966

By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 626

You deserved it 39 163

Hazardous

By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 270

You deserved it 2 505

By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 9 714

Kitchen Nightmares

By just the tip, though - 28/01/2014 17:06 - United States - Grovetown

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 024

You deserved it 11 935

By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 665

You deserved it 3 572

By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 027

You deserved it 1 577

Pommy_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:04

don't be a baby. cut his junk and yell 200 points!

slowlybreakingme 14

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:03

wow. that's ****** man!

Comments

iplaymw2 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:58

/wow lol 90

jennbugg 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:59

learnt?

jacqueline101 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:00

Tomorrow at work get boiling water too in a pot and "acidentaly" make the boiling water hit his face then yell 'and 200 points for the win!' :P

RollFizzlebeef 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:07

When are they going to get around to adding "This is fake!" and "Sounds plausible" buttons? They're really long overdue...

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 15 March 2010 4:19

kick his " butt "

hippy_lady 4

Monday 15 March 2010 4:34

wow thats pretty mean. get another job

sexypants5266 6

Monday 15 March 2010 4:41

they must have a reason for doing that...r u an annoying person?

littlenova13 2

Monday 15 March 2010 22:57

um even if they are annoying, there ARE laws against causing bodily injuries to other people. and even if they say its an accident, they are still liable for it and also, just because someone is annoying does NOT give anyone the right to dump boiling water on them. basic human rights

sexypants5266 6

Monday 15 March 2010 4:45

@158 it's the other way around...u say learnt in the US and learned in the UK...LOOK IT UP freak

hedgehogs 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:22

Time to start keeping track of all your medical records and talk to an attorney to see what can be done to stop this and bring these idiots to their senses (quite a lot IMO). Annoying or not -- and you probably are -- they can't be getting away with this.