Proposal and Love: Timing is everything

Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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YES!

By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By sadguy - 22/09/2009 18:30 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the 2 carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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spookiie 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:10

It was a sign! Dont get married too early.

ABR420 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:21

7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more

Comments

B_Ez88 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:47

99- Helloooo????!!!!!... I guess u all make valid points but is EVERYONE neglecting the fact that they had their 'FIRST KISS' the same day he wanted to propose to her? WTF?!..No wonder he wants to Marry her, its still fresh,they haven't had a chance to get bored of each other yet!!!

IndigoArkanian 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:50

I think he means he took her back to the place where they had previously had their first kiss, not that it was right then.

Paulbrophyiii 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:41

there's your sign!

theawesome 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:33

That's something to remember!

twilightfreak779 0

Friday 2 April 2010 6:23

divine intervention?

happy_animal_lov 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 5:51

you were going to propose after only 7 months?

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 19 May 2010 18:20

...and then people wonder why there are so many divorces...

creamt7 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:20

It means goodluck.

heystranger 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:59

proposing after 7 months of dating?! wtf dude, even if that hadn't happened and she'd said yes, divorce would be imminent in your future. unless you're like, 70, cuz old people sometimes do it that way...

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 4:57

I think you are moving way to fast. Wait a couple of years and make sure you know she is the one.Good Luck OP.oh ya and that must have sucked. That stupid bird.