Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
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spookiie 0

It was a sign! Dont get married too early.

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ABR420 0

7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more

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My2864 1

marrying after 7 months? desperate much

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jaydenbrooklyn 0

Age actually determines very little, people's previous experiences determine maturity.

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Wolfpackcg_98 0

First off shat? And second that really sucks but maybe she got a laugh..?

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sanddollar88 0

did she say yes?. cause that would be one frickin memorable proposale. once a bird took a shit on someone i knows head

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jazbeth94 0

ha that,s good luck tho! she said yes? :D

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Whittrocks777_fml 0

ha ha that.s what you get for trying to rush things

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ibphizznout 0

a bird pooping on you is supposed to be good luck

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MissMegann 1

Wow, optimistic much? Then again a bird pooing on you is supposedly lucky...

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MustangMan29 13

A little fast don't you think ?

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bincoo 0

hey! I say shat too :) despite the fact everyone telling me it's definitely not the passes tense of shit.

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