Proposal and Love: Timing is everything

Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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You deserved it 7 570

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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You deserved it 5 454

By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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You deserved it 9 020

By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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You deserved it 33 164

YES!

By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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You deserved it 4 938

By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 5 260

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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You deserved it 6 332

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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You deserved it 584

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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You deserved it 6 095

By sadguy - 22/09/2009 18:30 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the 2 carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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You deserved it 10 988

Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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spookiie 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:10

It was a sign! Dont get married too early.

ABR420 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:21

7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more

Comments

misspeg 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:27

I give up. right after my comment too. smh.

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:28

You will always have a funny story to tell at family gatherings, and at your wedding reception... if she accepted.

jillz 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:29

sign from above

5upernova 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:36

I feel bad for you if this is true. If it isn't, you got this from one of MAD TV's sequences.

Dixie_Normous 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:40

"shat" is not a word. Whoever came up with it and anyone who uses it is ******* retarded.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:39

Shat is the past tense of shit. http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/shat?view=uk

drummer_dude 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:40

It is the proper past tense form of "shit", "shitted" as you may be thinking isn't even a word, now who's the "******* retard"? "shat (shāt) v. Vulgar Slang A past tense and a past participle of shit." http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shat

ChronicFAIL 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:47

You're a ******* idiot. Slowly try to pull your head out of your ass. I know it's in real deep.

StrickenNerve 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:51

First of all, what was her answer? Second, are you sure 7 months isn't too early...? Third, either it was a sign not to do it, or a good luck sign like many people believe in.

gameoverman_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:54

And if you didn't ask her, how the **** did you explain being down on one knee, presumably with a ring in hand?

scateice 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:58

People freak out and think it's to early for someone to get engaged after 7 months. YET the freak out when someone still isn't engaged after 6 years... Seriously, is there an age scale that tells you when it's the right time to marry??? I don't think so. So shut the **** up.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:20

Well, at least your proposal wasn't boring and typical and wasn't creative by your fault. According to FML, those always fail. The bird did you favor by making it memorable without you having to do anything that apparently is seriously stupid, immature, embarassing, etc blahblah...