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By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By hatemyluck - 10/09/2012 02:12 - United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 23:01

Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML

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By DonDonDon - 27/06/2021 06:01

Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML

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By D.W. - 03/11/2017 00:30

Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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You deserved it 34 004

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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You deserved it 44 122

By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 25 June 2012 9:16

You should play with her messages...>:)

pizzaboterham 10

Monday 25 June 2012 9:17

What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick

Comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 25 June 2012 10:38

She isn't wrong about that! You should definitely wrap your willy when having sex!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 June 2012 16:25

I wrapped willy once. He kept screaming to let him loose. It ruined the sex.

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Monday 25 June 2012 10:41

I think there is a very valuable lesson. WRAP YO WILLY CHILDREN!!!!!!

Chucks719 4

Monday 25 June 2012 10:55

wrap your wacker before you attack her!!

katiedoll6 7

Monday 25 June 2012 16:57

Ya don't b thick wrap your dick

Senseless_487 29

Monday 25 June 2012 11:11

If that's the worst message you read, then you got off easy. No pun intended.

ForeverAloneGal 23

Monday 25 June 2012 11:36

At least they know the importance of putting the sausage in the casing.

Unbweavable 17

Monday 25 June 2012 12:19

If you know who's message it is why would you read it?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:37

If OP is talking about iMessage, you don't really have to open the message manually. The moment you go in to message someone yourself, you see a few previous messages. And it's easy to tap into. Chatting with my best friend suddenly became a lot less fun when her dad started spamming us with pictures.

MissAmz 7

Monday 25 June 2012 12:32

I would be very scared/ disturbed to see anything kinky by any of my siblings.. *shivers* If it were me, id tell her what I saw, that I didn't appreciate it and to maybe find a way to communicate with boyfriend without having an audience. Also, get your own account. Problem solved. I wouldn't worry about it too much, it was obviously an accident. :)