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By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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You deserved it 3 644

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You deserved it 5 642

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 158

By hatemyluck - 10/09/2012 02:12 - United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 23:01

Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML

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You deserved it 1 197

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By DonDonDon - 27/06/2021 06:01

Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML

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You deserved it 7 313

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By D.W. - 03/11/2017 00:30

Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 550

You deserved it 24 127

Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 248

You deserved it 34 004

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 291

You deserved it 44 122

By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 026

You deserved it 5 487

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 25 June 2012 9:16

You should play with her messages...>:)

pizzaboterham 10

Monday 25 June 2012 9:17

What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick

Comments

cicpjaky 6

Monday 25 June 2012 9:24

Hurt, inform that ignorant fool before it's too late!!!

LGFUADnow 12

Monday 25 June 2012 9:24

Show your dad the messages and laugh at his rage.

ravenh1979 13

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:37

Lol!

whY402Jay 12

Monday 25 June 2012 9:28

Fwd to your parents so it stops.

ihaveFMLfeverr 5

Monday 25 June 2012 9:35

You have to make this public

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 25 June 2012 10:10

I believe OP just did.

zachherbert 10

Monday 25 June 2012 10:12

I first read this as you need to show his pubics.

OttersIsAwesome 8

Monday 25 June 2012 9:37

Think of every bad thing she's done to you since you can remember. It's the perfect time to get revenge, or to be a dick.

Tristessa18 4

Monday 25 June 2012 9:46

Don't be prick, protect your dick!

MsFML_ 16

Monday 25 June 2012 9:55

You should've acted like if you were her. c; lol at least she knows safety is first! (:

Vette_girL1980 5

Monday 25 June 2012 10:12

Why did you read them?! So gross. Anyway Send him a pic of a std infested ******. That should put a stop to the sexting for a minute. :-)

Stupend0us 7

Monday 25 June 2012 10:20

Bluewaffle!

yahoowizard 16

Monday 25 June 2012 10:22

OP received messages on her iPod, so she read them. Not like she was trying to lurk on her sister

NoReservations 9

Monday 25 June 2012 10:17

Aw, just talk to her about it and tell her to use a more private method. Wouldn't you hate it if she showed your parents what you sexted?

LadyGore 12

Monday 25 June 2012 10:27

That's why you make sure they are seen by your eyes only. If she was smart her sister wouldn't have had access to them. Sister deserves what's coming to her for not being careful.

NoReservations 9

Monday 25 June 2012 14:27

I would never had known Apple messages did that. (though I never have used it) OP can just tell her sister she can see what she says, the sister begins to use something else, then she owes OP one. Sounds like a solution to me.

xoconnie 8

Monday 25 June 2012 16:04

31 thats pretty harsh..... I'm guessing you dont have siblings or at least dont get along with them b/c to show ur parents ur brother/sister's sexts is just asking for trouble and a real jerk move.