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By queenxalee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Spicy
Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML
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Horsempeg 25

That's more of an fml for your parents.. "My husband and I made love to the sounds of the Spice Girls. We conceived a child. FML"

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Comments

michaelaranda 28

hey, the spice girls weren't bad

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Sweet_Meli 11

I couldn't imagine doing it to the spice girls, must've been wild o_o

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\ 28

OP's parents decided they really wanted to "zig-a-zig-ahh." And to have fun doing it.

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Jamescripps 3

if you wanna be my lover... mother... it works?

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\ 28

Oh wait... I think I got it. "If you wanna be my mother, You gotta give birth to ME..."

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SkyGuy32 17

#128, I'd wonder what the FML here was: being conceived to spice girls or hearing about your conception.

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Horsempeg 25

That's more of an fml for your parents.. "My husband and I made love to the sounds of the Spice Girls. We conceived a child. FML"

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sirpantselot 22

I guess two became one. (And then three.)

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KK3137 31

Well, Dontcha wanna know wich song inspired them the most?

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KK3137 31

Haha oh true, sorry.. I guess Tuesday 7am isn't my best commenting time.. Don't mind me, I'll let myself out :)

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auro7 18

Must have been some spicy sex.. Anyone? No? ...okay.

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\ 28

My girlfriend once wanted to spice up our sex life, so I mixed Tabasco into our lube. I'm an asshole.

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UFIUETSimpdesign 5

I thought ur comment was funy xD

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arkin5 4

That's what the "thumbs up" button is for

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The_Big_Boss 20

Be honest with yourself.. Do you really give a shit?

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or course she does...should've been Marvin Gaye

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cruel_fate 10

Sorry let me re-phrase that. It could have been worst by either being conceived by today's generation of pop stars

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cruel_fate 10

OR me being your father and chop off your hand only to learn I AM your father

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daniel_dd31 13

Definitely still better than being conceived to the sounds of Justin bieber or Miley Cyrus.

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daniel_dd31 13

I think the word you're looking for is worse.

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Peachy2392 26

8, accept the fact that your comments are doing horribly and no "rephrasing" will make it better. Just stop.

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astralvagan 20

not once, but twice did you use the wrong word.... It should be worse, not worst

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paulpring 9

Well, its way better than people on this generation that are probably conceive to the soundtrack of justin beiber

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daniel_dd31 13

22- Genius. I expect nothing less from a person with a Walter white picture.

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lysx84 24

Nobody that listens to justin bieber is having sex.

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Rainhawk94 27

There's no way a man can be erect while listening to Justin and Miley

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spoo 24

I am so glad there is no Music in our bedroom, but cant wait to tell our daughter about her name American Honey :o

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