Kids, Parenting and Sex: TMI

TMI

By queenxalee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 718

You deserved it 4 505

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Horsempeg 25

Tuesday 12 November 2013 6:52

That's more of an fml for your parents.. "My husband and I made love to the sounds of the Spice Girls. We conceived a child. FML"

parism143 28

Tuesday 12 November 2013 6:53

Baby Spice?

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norpedo 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:33

So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.

missd420 16

Monday 27 October 2014 19:09

This made me feel really old more than anything else.

rapsongmo 5

Monday 9 March 2015 5:09

what's wrong with that?

HedgeFox90 26

Sunday 14 June 2015 7:19

Better than all the kids who'll be told they were conceived to Bieber...

lucasjames22 8

Thursday 13 July 2017 0:53

so?

icecreamisrad 13

Thursday 31 October 2019 8:52

**** yes!!!!

maverick83 14

Friday 24 June 2022 19:22

I take it that’s not what you want, what you really, really want?

yahok 3

Saturday 25 June 2022 5:33

Dang I feel old

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 4 July 2022 4:08

Looks like someone got told what they want, what they really really want.

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

I agree, your life sucks 410

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 358

You deserved it 1 380

Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 320

You deserved it 1 432

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I woke up in horror to see that my 34-year-old cousin, who was spending the night, was watching me sleep. Once he noticed that I was awake, he quietly left the room. I told my mom, who then told me not to tell anyone and pretend that it never happened. FML

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You deserved it 94

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 426

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Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

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Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

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You deserved it 6 761