TMI

By queenxalee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Spicy
Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML
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Horsempeg 25

That's more of an fml for your parents.. "My husband and I made love to the sounds of the Spice Girls. We conceived a child. FML"

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cyttex 13

Guess who's going to be playing on the radio tomorrow

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breakinlegs 19

so tell me what you want, what you really really want! I want a I want a .....baby

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Acik91 26

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah!

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I'd rather be conceived while the spice girls is on rather than screamo.. Psh, definitely not what my parents said

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annie_nk 22

Well first, things got Spicy after OPs mom showed off her Posh new outfit. Both parents were Sporty which made the sex fun and not Scary. And then to their surprise, a Baby was born nine months later!

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PenguinBitch 43

*slow clap*. I would applaud faster but I have arthritis. :/

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UrYousername 15

A person should never be told when or where they were conceived, let alone what music was playing.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I honestly don't understand how people even know when they conceived any child. Your sex life has to be terrible since it takes a while to find out. 'Im pregnant' 'Oh gosh, we shouldve used protection for our once a month sex!'

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PenguinBitch 43

"If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..." ..."you gotta you gotta you gotta YEAH!!" I'm..i'm to bed.

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SWC_Penguin 17

'Two Become One.' Had to be. Just be glad they ignored the line specifically telling the listener to wear a condom. Damn, how can anyone dislike the Spice Girls with lyrics like that?

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Enslaved 36

Nice reference. That's actually me fav song from them.

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Enslaved 36

Get a little closer. "Put it on, put in on." Because tonight is the night that two become one. I didn't even have to look that up. I hope I quoted it correctly. *Lull.

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Rick_Astley_fml 14

I was conceived to a rick roll! Apparently my dads phone rang (ringtone) right as.......

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