Kids, Parenting and Sex: TMI

Sooooo tell me what you want what you really really want I wanna HUMP, i wanna HUMP, I wanna HUMP, I wanna HUMP I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

IWillEatUrFace 1

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:28

Wow you must be young.

fabricatedego 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:38

well they were popular back then. lol

aubama_fml 15

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:59

that night "2 becomes 1" if you know the song

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Good morning guys! Today's interview has been done in some extreme circumstances. It was about 36° Celsius, and half of the Completely Serious Comics crew was working while the other one was cooking. Well, it was a bit crazy as you can imagine. So m...

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You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

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Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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Today, I realised my sex drive has improved massively since I started fantasising about Bruno from Encanto on the regular. I thought my lack of appetite was because of my mental health issues. Apparently not. FML

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Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "volcano face". FML

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