TMI

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos

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Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML
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Welshite 39

I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.

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Barbelo 3

Nothing in the world like the female psyche to put things into perspective. She probably can provide coordinates and exact time of conception if asked to do so, kinda like some new age astrology chart. Maybe there is a home video too, with a date stamp. Ask questions, you can find out if you are a product of doggy style or the missionary position!

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Cupcake040 17

on my 20th birthday my friends said out loud at work "congrats on beating teen pregnancy!" its all for fun....

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man_in_black08 28

Well congrats...dont know why you be thumbed down :S

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nanxi 30

Must've been some damn good sex for her to remember that.

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Chazzzor 10

I understand the situation, I don't understand the "problem" that makes this an FML. Be glad that your mother is glad you were conceived. Did you think that you were born without being conceived?

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Carmstro 13

I'm guessing the problem is the mental image. Your parents having sex, although a known fact, is not something that people love to talk about out loud.

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breadstickez 5

I get fire works on my conception day. 4th of July weekend lmfao

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c8750 2

Lol, so does my brother...it's my mom's birthday

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kawaiisakura 12

That makes a birthday less fun...calling it conception day would just make me think of them doing it rather than me just turning age with no thoughts of anything else...

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Charleybelle 14

Your conception day is 9 months before your birthday...

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kawaiisakura 12

Oh right...duh -.- sorry, my minds not with it today...

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Shit Sakura! Get it together!

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Iknoweverything 29

Umm... your birthday is the day you see your mother's nether regions for the first time. At least we didn't have to SEE conception day!

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kawaiisakura 12

And now I'm going to have a bad mental image on my birthday coming up....my sister had to see my brothers conception day...I'd burn my brain...

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Iknoweverything 29

Whenever someone has a birthday, I like to wish them a happy anniversary of the first time they saw their mom's ******. Now I have something new to scar people with. Thanks!

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Jordath_Fil 11

In most instances, children have their eyes closed when they come out. Their first sight is rarely the mother's groin. It usually is the "catcher" who decides to be an ass and slap the kid. :/ stupid doctors..

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kalbrek009 20

Was it exactly 9 months before your actual birth date?

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