Awkward, TMI and Work: TMI

TMI

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year-old boss's new breast implants. FML

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Old_Man_Jenkins 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:18

Don't look!!

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:19

Giggity

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robo_thunder 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:47

So, do they look good?

breeY0 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:48

problem ?

my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:54

Gilf anyone?

teague95 16

Tuesday 27 March 2012 10:28

no thanks, I'll stick with my youthful milfs

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:06

That moment where you talk about a specific feature about a person and you can't help but look.... work is gonna be awkward for you XD

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:17

32, Pecs are pretty sexy. No ****

hotcaligirl 10

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:20

Haterade, anyone?

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:22

After a certain age you just need to let some things go. For serious.

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:28

mental image = wrinkly old lady with perfect big set thats obvious they're fake cause the only part not sagging....gross

strawberrywine22 30

Tuesday 27 March 2012 9:52

Damn, I'm sorry for the mental scars you'll be carrying for the rest of your life! There really should be an age limit for getting those.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 10:16

What size are they?

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