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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
So, you requested for her to stop and I'm sure she'll comply, so what's the problem? In my opinion, the issue has already been resolved. I don't think it's safe to assume the OP's girlfriend is hung up on her ex per se, and I certainly don't think he should dump her over such a trivial matter. We really don't know the context in which she uses it or what happened beforehand to trigger her discussing it in the first place.
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Wanna bone?
Instead of talking about an ex girlfriend, mention how one of your friends with benefits has a more delicious ******. See that goes over.
Tell her that her ****** looks like an English bulldog slobbering
Better then telling her about your ex's vaginas, tell her how amazing their buttholes were.
Tell her to go hop back on her ex's penis if she likes it that much & that you will go back to pounding your ex's vaginas since it was less less less looser.
put that ostrich away!
How do you start a convo. like that?? More importantly...how do you end it smoothly?
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Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.