TMI

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 653
You deserved it 4 909

Top comments

dva976 7

Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!

Rei_Ayanami 18

Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.

Comments

She's not over him, dump her. I don't care if you really like her because it sounds like she would break up with you if he said he liked her.

Lmao just smile and tell her he doesn't have what you have .... Unless he is packing , then you're out of luck

Maybe she wants you both to fill her holes up? hmmm makes you think huh?

Sounds like a good reason to break up with her!

SheepShoop_fml 20

Talking about ex's boobs isn't going to help. Kind of a shame that your girlfriend doesn't get it, but hopefully you can move past that now. Also for you, kegels. Work those muscles out, strengthen erections, please your partner more, and increase your own pleasure. I cannot recommend training the pelvic floor enough. If you can turn your dick into a windmill, you will be the one your girlfriend talks about.

Drop her she ain't wroth the sadness of another mans penis lol

Maybe you shouldn't have asked about it!:D