Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: TMI

When being in a new relationship, no one should ever bring up anything about any past relationships. If they do, they're still not over them. I say dump her for being an idiot!

SmittyJA24 26

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:45

That rule about abstaining from sex before marriage was designed with girls like her in mind ... to protect guys like you.

sourkey 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:48

Thats a good sign that she wants more of yours

reldnahceus 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:49

Send her back to him, if she misses it so much!

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Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML

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Today, while working roadside assistance, I arrived to a bewildered client who couldn't find their spare tire. The vehicle in question was a Jeep. I pointed out the spare, but was corrected as "that's just for decoration." FML

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Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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