Miscellaneous: To catch a perv' - FML

To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

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Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

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Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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**** addiction

By Anonymous - 03/04/2021 12:00 - United States - Boise

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Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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When pranks go too far

By ObviousBooty - 17/07/2016 07:31 - United States - Kankakee

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Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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mike3775 35

Saturday 29 December 2012 0:45

once you saw it was your dad, why did you keep watching? Once I saw my dad turning on the PC, I would have quit watching

marxistbkly 3

Saturday 29 December 2012 0:46

And a video of one of brothers master baring would be less disturbing?

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KrazyKatz3 26

Wednesday 29 November 2017 2:01

You couldn't have just put a password on the laptop?

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Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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