By ScaredShitless - 01/05/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, 30 seconds after waking up and shuffling into the bathroom, the mother of all spiders lost its fight with gravity and fell into my lap while I was peeing. I went from 0-100 wide awake and screaming at 6am. FML
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Top comments

Donut_Wizard 23

Step one: grab hair spray. Step two: grab lighter. Step three: look for a new place to live.

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julfunky 29

I think I’d be able to fall back asleep fairly quickly after that — I hear crying your eyes out is very exhausting.

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Comments

White Trash 10

Damn those hideous disgusting spawns of Satan.

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White Trash 10

Come to think of it, the spider probably saw dat ass and fell in love.

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Davros 12

So what your saying is it almost fell into your penis fly trap?

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Lepisma 38

On the bright side, you were in the most convenient place to be pee-yourself-surprised.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you at least finish peeing, or did that also lose to gravity?

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L'elleBelle 6

Alright,, Forgive my laziness, I hope. I haven't read all of the comments after the first page, I couldn't find anything bordering on it being the OPs fault. But is there a shortcut to the 198 people so far who said "You deserved it" as to why the OP deserved that? I cannot think of a reason why. Please explain?

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julfunky 29

Many people accidentally press the button. Many people are trolls. Therefore, there is no such thing as an FML that doesn’t have at least a few stragglers.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Uhoh, I live in Sheffield too, hopefully it doesn't migrate to my house!

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peterblack67 9

I would have fallen off the toilet in fright.

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