Animals: Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there...

By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By jokada - 10/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By RUNNNNNNNNNN - 25/09/2022 11:00

Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 00:30 - Italy - Verona

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

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Saturday 29 May 2010 20:00

The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.

bluelahve 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:04

Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!

Comments

djsmiles 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

really??? aww dats sux really bad...

ryansims 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

what a bitch of a friend why the **** would she kick you in the leg you should whoop her ass

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

Dead leg and a bee sting?? Ouuuchies

Stefany713 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:07

lol I laughed soo much at this

lalalalatgb 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:09

ydi for not bein inside makin a sandwich

Namenlos_fml 20

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:10

You got yourself some stupid ****** friends.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:11

Bees and spiders are the scariest things ever. D:

RaIeigh 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:37

Correction, spiders and centipedes :/

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:49

Scariest is spiders, then WASPS, then centipedes. :P I've only seen like 3 centipedes in my life.

RaIeigh 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:56

Pfft, you put wasps over centipedes forrealskiies? What would terrify you more, to wake up with a wasp hovering above your face or a centipede crawling towards your face?

seanreddog 4

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:04

Type in centipede vs spider and you can see a giant centipede tearing apart a spider. then go see it tear the guts out of a rat. pretty amazing.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:52

Haha okay if a centipede can tear apart a rat it goes above all the rest.. that's freaky. But have you seen a camel spider??? The ones that live in the desert? Those things are freaking huge!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:05

Most people are more afraid of spiders than death. It's funny how the mind works.

upintheorange 5

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:12

wasps are the scariest, cause you can't run away and they don't die once they sting you.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:54

That's exactly why I hate wasps! Bad experience with them getting stuck in my hair. D: And lol spiders are scarier than death.

VoodooGypsy 2

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:13

or baking soda and some water, create a paste and put it over where you got stung. but your friend shouldn't have freaked out in the first place, bees rarely sting you for the hell of it even if they land on you.