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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By BloodyButUnbowed - 11/02/2025 18:00 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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wordly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

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alex_vik 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:18

No family?

lakeylove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:55

sad. I hope the cab dude likes u or ur gonna have to get something called a BUDDY or GIRL/BOYFRIEND

Hagen09 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:52

#4 hahaha aw, :[

LoLiam_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:46

Today, I had to sign someone out of the hospital. What a loser. FML

Huevo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:13

Or The OP did call his parents or friends but they wouldn't sign him/her out of the emergency room or something so thats why he/she said I didn't who else to call.

genki008 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:54

to all the unsympathetic people like #3 i think your life is actually more f'd and sadder than the OP

Crazi_Me 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:49

#32. Well I must say thats what you get for sleeping with a male prostitue. And I for one did not have any need or want to know that you got cum in your eye. And also why the hell wouldnt you wash it out before falling asleep? Thats just gross!!!

mintfreshpinesol 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:05

#5, we don't need to know the reason the OP was in the ER for this to be an FML. The OP wanted to emphasize the fact that he didn't have anybody to support him (or her) in a time of need, not why he was in there.

Im_Insane 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:24

Aw Im sorry *hug* 30- huh? 32- stop being mean!

dancing_bear 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:31

No friends would be pretty crap... but no family? That actually makes me genuinely sad...

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