By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 00:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML
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MindFreakazoid 10

Because, friend, without nutjobs, who do we have to make most FMLs about?

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bigtaytay 13

They're alive to troll

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KingCeltic77 18

Facebook is pretty pointless so he might be on to something...

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winkydog4056 16

Dear Mr. Perdix: I'm humbly informing you of your usage of the non-existant word 'gullible'.

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perdix 29

#25, it normally doesn't exist, but you can make it appear by saying "Green Bears" into a mirror between 80-120 times.

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white16sox 19

1) Use the PM system, it works just fine. 2) I hope with all my heart that you are just a terrible troll. 3) If you aren't a terrible troll and honestly believe that, then pick up a dictionary and hit yourself upside the head with it.

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perdix 29

#35, you missed that reference to the old joke, "Do you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?" A good retort is, "Well, did you know that 'redundant' is in there twice?"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...is it wrong that I think 'Perdix' is pronounced "Pair o' dicks"?

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perdix 29

#46, not if you say it with a smile ;)

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white16sox 19

Eh, woops. Please feel free to thumb me down.

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alishous 8

Why are idiots who can't think for themselves even alive? Maybe your the nutjob..? But who knows.... Oh wait, the CIA probably does.

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skullofdarkness 18

They are alive because they are paranoid over everything, and thus are wary of every threat... Damn imperfections of the evolutionary process...

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jessughka 10

When you go to work tomorrow, tell him your conversation was so interesting that you decided to post a Facebook status about it. That you wanted more people's opinion on the possible CIA interaction. Then ask him how to spell his last name to make sure you got it right. Gotta give credit where it's due for him giving you such insight into their operations. I'm sure that will leave him feeling very comfortable. Next time, walk away.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Ask him: "Is your life so pathetic, that you have nothing to brag about except not having a facebook account?"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If nut jobs weren't allowed to be alive, I'd be dead. Or hiding in somebody's attic while writing a diary.

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hapy_pig098 13

From your profile you can tell your an annoying brat

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hapy_pig098 13

Hey at least be glad there ARE even nut-jobs. If it weren't for them society gets unbalanced and there will be guys with pipes complementing one another's bow tie

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AngelicTide 11

To give us rational people something to laugh at.

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