Work: Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 00:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Eastbourne

Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML

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By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By notyourfriend - 09/09/2014 01:26 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML

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By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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MindFreakazoid 10

Saturday 24 November 2012 5:16

Because, friend, without nutjobs, who do we have to make most FMLs about?

bigtaytay 13

Saturday 24 November 2012 5:14

They're alive to troll

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alishous 8

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:32

You do, of course, realize that majority of the common knowledge things you "know" are true were all once considered "crazy".

Likian5 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:06

"I had to politely smile" - Like hell you did. If it was a customer or something, then maybe, but not a fellow co-worker. Stick up for yourself, and don't let idiots like him rant about stupid things. Sorry, but YDI for doing absolutely nothing to stop him.

mizteri 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:10

Truth that the FBI. CIA. And other agencies have free use over seeing what you are doing. Remember SOPA and ACTA? Yup. The govt is watching whatever you post on FB.

Shrike 23

Sunday 25 November 2012 21:34

SOPA and ACTA? Why yes, I do remember them. They were both abandoned and never actually put into effect. Nice job there, real convincing evidence. Go put on a tin-foil hat.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:40

Someone please explain to wanky dog exactly how FB and identity theft are connected

Evilpirate 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 9:24

I would just punch him..

smorkmo 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:02

Because the CIA DOES OWN FACEBOOK. Look it up retards..

smorkmo 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:05

Think about it. People post their age, sex, sexual interests, profession, relationship status, current employment, employment history, goals, beliefs, likes, and wants... Why would they need to create a profile database on everybody if they can get everybody to do it by themselves???

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Monday 26 November 2012 5:32

Actually, the CIA admitted that Facebook is a NSA/CIA front to steal ur data...and so is google in which the DOD admitted they set up in 1998....but I don't know about the social security part tho...

Shrike 23

Monday 26 November 2012 6:07

Nice, so uh... link us all to the proof, yeah?

smorkmo 6

Monday 26 November 2012 12:16

Why don't you look it up yourself instead of wasting your time here reading other peoples' sob stories. All this media BS is (such as reality tv and football) is a ploy to keep your feeble little mind busy cuz the last thing they want is a population of free thinkers because then you might start to connect the dots and question it.