By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

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LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

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StreetReaper 9

So, you struck out on this one You can still be friends with a lesbian. A lesbian makes a great wingman.

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krtkid42 2

The best wingman is a woman. Lesbian or not.

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xxDefiantxx 0

The best wingman is a gay guy because they know every girl(in my school at least) and can make you seem better than you are.

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Kog_Hiro 17

I can almost feel what OP feels. Every girl I've ever dated was Bi and then they ended up leaving me for a girl.

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KiddNYC1O 20

A bi would've been jackpot.

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structuredchaoz 4

That's just an easy out for saying, I'm ot interested.

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Cinimod 3

Am I the only one that noticed that he said another co worker passed the note to him about a new one

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khaya 9

It's like where's waldo, you know it's there but you can't always find it at first.

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efemel94 7

I used to be a businessman like you, but then I took a plane to telhe north tower

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StreetReaper 9

Go F**k yourself. I hope a kind mod silences your douchebag self. Do you actually think it is funny and a good idea to make a corollary between arrow to the knee jokes and 9/11. Jackass.

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StreetReaper 9

I am assuming from your name that you are 17 years old. While you were still crapping your pants, I was working ground zero. I lost too many friends that day and in the aftermath as a reservist FMF Corpsman got sent to the Stan. Think before you type, dipshit.

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StreetReaper 9

My apologies to the mods for my rant. Thank-you for squashing him.

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doorick 4

there are plenty of fish in the sea.. whether you like fat, skinny, ugly, beautiful, smelly, bumpy, etc. the sea has a large amount of fish.

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