By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 164
You deserved it 3 675

Same thing different taste

Top comments

missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

Comments

Ah yes, the ol' "I'm a lesbian" trick. Keeping creeps and lurks away since the beginning of civilization.

Haha, I love it! Come on girls, we've all done it :P

desireev 17

This is true... This is true... You've caught me!

Got a creepy dance floor grinder trying to dance with you? Grab the nearest girl by you and shoot him the line and pray that it doesn't turn him on.

Well you could always just be friends with her :). Then you can both go and try to find cute girls together!

Mandy meow I like your thinking smartest one on here so far. I used to have a lesbian friend and it was great. We went to mavies clubs and what have ya and sometimes like you said it helped to get other dates.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Your really beautiful...just thought I'd let you know:3

TheDrifter 23

It's a hollywood plot I tell you. Turning all the pretty people into gays and lesbians to get them out of the gene pool so we can never have kids that look good on film without makeup.

Go and tell her you're a lesbian in a man's body...who knows?

Maddisonfaye 0

I think she may be lying because she likes you.. I'd suss out the co worked yourself, you never know :)

I'm assuming it's a he, in that case he saved you the rejection if you were to ask her out. Be thankful.

You're still passing notes at work? Your supposed to keep that child's play strickly for the classroom.

purrantula 3

Um, right. FYL because someone isn't interested in you because of a simple fact of their character? I think not. Get over it.

It's possible that your coworker is lying because she wants you...