By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 164
You deserved it 3 675

Same thing different taste

Top comments

missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

Comments

faceplantangel 4

I have used the I'm "lesbian" line at almost every job just to save a lot of hurt feelings and my sanity while I'm at work.Who wants to be stalked in the mail room everyday?? Not me.Im sure we have all said it once.

This may be a YDI. She could be doing it on purpose, to keep you from creeping on her fellow coworkers.

lezbitronic 7

Lesbians are hott;) but ppl shouldn't be using that excuse to get out of being asked out by a creep. just simply be honest.

YDI for being down about this. If she's a lesbian, then she is. Now, if she starts screwing another guy at your work next week, you have something to possibly be down about.

its a crippling disease. Cute lesbian girls= men who ********** alone.....for the rest of their lives.

Haha dude there's a good chance she's just ******* with you guys cause the new girl didnt want people hitting on her.

Your co-worker may just be telling you that because she's interested in you... ;)

Kc1001 14

Seriously. just ask her to coffee. don't have someone else get her info.