By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
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missL1z 5

There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

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LaColombianita 26

I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

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jacob4592 0

They are everywhere!!! But hey you never know what happens when u become friends she may hook u up one day with another friend

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DrewFluIngle 10

English please... 'U' is not a word, it is a letter. Therefore it should be used in words not acting as a word.. Grr

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lezzypride 2

Grr is not a word either. just so you know.

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koolkat27 13

103- who cares? you understand what hes talking about, so dont act like youre better just because he chooses to spell that way.

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ICATiger 13

I wish they were everywhere..... then i'd be happy

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crazyluvbug 8

I'm one! :) and there is a lot of them where I live.

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anelelabel 6

Try again, op. Try again. Perhaps your coworker is lying for the new girl. ):

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y33katelynballa 0

Well, op, it could be worse. She could be a Juggalo!

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ToeJams 0

So what if she's a lesbian. I've turned a lesbian straight, it takes time but you can get her to like guys again

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mimeshadow 1

Then she was bisexual and was more interested in girls. You cant make a person change their sexual orientation.

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DocBastard 38

*WOOP WOOP WOOP* virgin alert! ToeJams, anyone who claims this has never been with a woman. And EVERYONE sees right through it. Full stop.

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docscientist 9

The only thing you've turned, was a watermelon into a sad receptacle to deposit your dignity.

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rattusrattus 18

Either Toejam is lying, or his penis has magical properties that makes everyone want to sleep with him, regardless of sexual orientation or actual attraction. In which case I suggest we cut it off, grind it into a fine powder, and use it as an aphrodisiac.

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logkitty 5

lower human horn!! ;)

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lizard399 0

Hooking up with people from work is a bad idea anyways.

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LexSwift 17

She's lying! She just wants you to herself! ;)

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Dress up like a girl and start hitting on her! Duuuh

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

That awkward moment when you show up at work in a thigh high dress with water-balloon boobs, and a blonde wig.

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Fmlsea 28

Prob s good idea that ur not sleeping with her that way nothing bad will happen at work

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wokawokanomnom 5

Obviously hes not sleeping with her because shes a lesbian.

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Jonkbaby 22

obviously he's not sleeping with her cause he's a male coworker

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Devor 5

Haha lesbians are awesome, being gay is fun too.

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