Work: Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for... - FML

By Migole - 24/02/2013 01:42 - Germany - Leverkusen

Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for my birthday. I was surprised she spent so much on me, but didn't think much of it. Only when I got back home and excitedly opened the box did I realise the chocolates had expired months ago. FML

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Migole 36

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:14

Those were still fine luckily but in general it can expire, yes. It becomes all grey and greasy and tastes like soap. Not nice :/

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Codezlol 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 10:03

Give them back to her for her birthday!

lifeisgood_03 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 9:58

you have a crappy colleague..

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tlvv 12

Monday 3 June 2013 6:34

This happened to me too except it was a friend that gave me a box of 4 moderately priced chocolates for my 21st. I didn't realise they were off until I tried to eat one. Apparently she had done this before.

Whathefuck02 8

Thursday 28 November 2013 22:56

She's a bitch. Give her one the next day as a surprise. See how she likes it.

paolino_fml 18

Saturday 15 November 2014 4:25

At least they don't have razors in them

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