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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Saturday 20 November 2010 19:27

Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!

DaleksAreEpic 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:35

He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.

Comments

basit960 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:11

New York city cops, they ain't too smaaaart. anyone know the reference I just made?

Person1233 12

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:44

No. Nor do I care to know.

pip74205 9

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:34

File a complaint with the Police Station. Demand to have the tape when you go to court for the ticket. Directly ask him exactly what happened. Have him explain exactly what he was doing during each part of the tape. Get a lawyer and sue. That is clearly abuse of power, defamation of character, and I'm sure a lawyer can think of others.

michelle_2k3 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:53

wow unlucky! you should of got his reg and complained at the police station! they're not allowed to do that

hqrdc0r3p1ay3r 1

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:04

obviously this is a fake fml lol your so retarded fyl

Hockaday 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:34

**** cops

Doopliss01 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:41

Trollers own this FML

moddeeT 6

Friday 29 July 2016 21:27

One day a cop turned the corner as we were pulling out a gas station. We met in the road. He stopped, we stopped then he revved up his engine, so we waited for him. When he didn't move (still blocking the road) so we went and my husband shouted asshole. So he pulled is over to tell us not to cuss at cops, even tho he was being a dick! Didn't help he was in an unmarked car!