Miscellaneous: Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway....

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 16:05 - United States

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

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By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 02:00

Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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drbobbz 16

Monday 9 February 2015 0:20

Well, he thought you were there for a 6 inch!

JustBecausePie 12

Monday 9 February 2015 0:20

That's ****** up on so many levels.

Comments

barfcannon 24

Monday 9 February 2015 0:25

Persistent little bugger. It is almost impossible to dissuade a creepy old guy D: You just have to walk semi-fast and leave them in your dust. I don't know why they think they can say anything to young girls, once an old guy told me he wanted to take me home in his pocket.

PerditaDessa 38

Monday 9 February 2015 2:10

When old guys get creepy with me I always laugh and tell them, "Sorry, love. I'd hate to break your hip," then wink. Not a one has continued to talk to me after that.

DocDrose 20

Monday 9 February 2015 0:29

Tiny bit creepy...

notgointoeurope 11

Monday 9 February 2015 1:32

More like very

fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 9 February 2015 0:35

Did you tell your dad?

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 9 February 2015 0:47

This FML makes me want to take a metal sponge and scrub the sliminess of it, off my mind. *shivers*

AirBusDriver 23

Monday 9 February 2015 0:47

He should be reported to the authorities, pedophiles are the lowest form of life and deserve a shit-storm of legal intervention. However, a baseball bat and castration with rusty hedge trimmers will do in a pinch.