By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 16:05 - United States

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Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML
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drbobbz 16

Well, he thought you were there for a 6 inch!

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buckdharma 37

Tell him your dad's not into that, but you'll give him a combo. Then you kick him in his nuts and hand him a bag of chips.

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emilyg2014 14

"Um, I think I'll take that on Italian."

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fader48080 10

I am both grossed out and impressed at the same time.

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sprints54 19

Shoulda told him you were still pre-op

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jesuisfatigue777 5

Well, it's a good thing you weren't alone and had someone there for you outside

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stephanyovalle 15

Harassment is harassment no matter if it's a young handsome man, or an old weird one. If you get stuck with a creep in the train/subway; what I find helpful, is to get down the train, in a station before my destination, if the guy follows me, wait till the last minute and hop on the train again before the doors get closed, so he'll get stuck in a different station and I continue my trip :)

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