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By Highroller_17 - 13/08/2015 04:13 - United States

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By issue - 07/09/2018 01:30

Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Sounds promising

By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant with a friend when she said, "Oh, I have to arrange a meet up between you and a friend. She's just your type: she has daddy issues." FML

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Thursday 13 August 2015 12:09

Well what are you waiting for OP? If what she's saying is true, this is your chance.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 13 August 2015 12:10

If she's your type why not? Worst that can happen is you never want to see her again. Although with the mother coming in often that could be awkward.

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inolongercare 19

Thursday 13 August 2015 14:54

Maybe her daughter is hot! Have you asked to see a picture? Don't knock it till you try it

ColdRoxas 18

Thursday 13 August 2015 15:13

Hey nerds are amazing people besides you got mom's approval just go first a 1st date and see how it goes ^^

kobomk 5

Thursday 13 August 2015 15:18

How is this an FML

mbock 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 15:52

well then, you should be laying that D as we speak. maybe the mother will come around too!!!

Vlen_fml 20

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:07

hey, Peter Parker tried to turn down a set up like this... with Mary Jane Watson. at least check it out man.

bnbhimp 10

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:08

Umm be worried. If the mother is looking at Walmart for possible suitors.... I see a red flag

Elban 20

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:57

Least homie has a job!

interesting33 36

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:23

I feel sorry for the daughter having a Mum who sounds so pushy, and insulting of her taste in guys

randomcritic 14

Thursday 13 August 2015 17:48

Hey maybe you look like Spencer Reid!

MrKilgore 14

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:09

just go for it man.

exoticDeath 20

Thursday 13 August 2015 18:14

Why has no one considered he has already seen her and doesn't like her? People at Walmart can be savage honestly.

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