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By NotBuyingATractor - 02/09/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

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You deserved it 5 655

By ring-a-ding-ding - 06/12/2014 05:18 - United States - Sparks

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 01:00 - United States - Warren

Today, and for the umpteenth time, my cellphone customer service told me that I have to talk to the FCC due to a screwup on both sides in my cellphone plan. The thing is, I can't get around their stupid automated system, 0 is disabled and I don't want to brute force the 20 other numbers to find a living, breathing human. FML

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You deserved it 100

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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You deserved it 262

By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 114

By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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You deserved it 9 626

By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falk?ping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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You deserved it 2 399

By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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You deserved it 3 966

By IGiveUp - 07/10/2018 13:30

Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Juicy12Jham - 09/09/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:16

John Deere stands behind all of their equipment... Except for their manure spreader

gordjess1 19

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:15

How does that even happen?! Always sucks having to call because you always get transferred from one person to another

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spantos 7

Wednesday 2 September 2015 21:35

first world problems

americanafrican 32

Wednesday 2 September 2015 22:15

its your john deere dealer coming through for you! reisterer and schnell

foxmatrix15 8

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:06

Well...? Don't keep me in suspense did they fix ur phone?

bryce0110 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 5:24

I'm gonna guess Verizon.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 3 September 2015 10:11

I got transferred to a pay phone once by a computer help line. The disturbing part is someone picked up.

more4me 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:01

And what is Jake wearing ?

doglady 16

Friday 4 September 2015 2:49

Oops I hit YDI by mistake. That really does suck,OP, although it's kinda funny too.

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Same thing different taste

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