Miscellaneous: Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been...

By NotBuyingATractor - 02/09/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 229

You deserved it 5 655

By ring-a-ding-ding - 06/12/2014 05:18 - United States - Sparks

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 01:00 - United States - Warren

Today, and for the umpteenth time, my cellphone customer service told me that I have to talk to the FCC due to a screwup on both sides in my cellphone plan. The thing is, I can't get around their stupid automated system, 0 is disabled and I don't want to brute force the 20 other numbers to find a living, breathing human. FML

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You deserved it 102

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 516

You deserved it 262

By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 115

By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 369

You deserved it 9 630

By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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You deserved it 2 399

By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 926

You deserved it 3 967

By IGiveUp - 07/10/2018 13:30

Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML

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You deserved it 216

By Juicy12Jham - 09/09/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:16

John Deere stands behind all of their equipment... Except for their manure spreader

gordjess1 19

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:15

How does that even happen?! Always sucks having to call because you always get transferred from one person to another

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Zaneal 8

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:54

Deer oh deer

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:55

"Your call is very important to us."

more4me 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:02

..... please enjoy this 45 minutes flute solo!

olpally 32

Wednesday 2 September 2015 8:02

That's just a dick move. Not your fault he's a dumb ass.

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 2 September 2015 8:09

at least he didn't tell you to use duck tape to fix your phone lol

_jack117_ 16

Wednesday 2 September 2015 13:07

Do you happen to be the person who got their phone run over by a lawn mower?

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 2 September 2015 13:23

I know a John Deere dealer in Michigan...

vikky538 28

Wednesday 2 September 2015 14:20

Wow.. That other guy thought its a mechanical problem It seems

The_Skittish_One 27

Wednesday 2 September 2015 14:48

Oh dear. Sounds like somebody needs to fix their communication system XD

amauk10 3

Wednesday 2 September 2015 17:31

Wow

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 September 2015 19:03

This John Deere that you know of does service phones...not exactly tractors...unless he is suggesting running it over with a mower...

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, my laptop was slow so I used my husband’s laptop. I went to the bedroom and found it opened, so I moved the trackpad and it powered on. The first thing I see is a page with redhead porn, and another tab with nude redheads. You know who else is a redhead? The new girl at his job he tells me not to worry about. FML

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Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

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Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

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Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce with the pasta, in the water. FML

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Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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