By tmi. - 01/11/2012 13:52 - Australia

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML
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gc327072 30

Is he nuts? It takes balls to talk about something so personal with a stranger. FYL, that's weird as heck, should've.... cut him off.

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zingline89 18

If you're a pharmacist, not so terrible. If you're a 15 year old girl working the drive-thru window at McDonalds, FYL.

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perdix 29

So, did he want fries with that?

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Enslaved 36

I had to hear that same story one time. And how he had to sit on a bag of frozen peas to bring the swelling down. Then he informed me the sex was still just as great as ever! :P

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KiddNYC1O 20

Got me squinting and wincing.

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gracehi 31

You should have told him that his testicles are a matter of total irrelevance to you. Reminds me of that time a guy told me the condoms sold at the store where I was working at the time were too small for him. Like I ******* care.

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Bliss391 7

We really need to know what kind of job you have to determine how strange this really is.

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olpally 32

That's a real "what the ****?" Kind of moment... Smh.

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mylifestoryy 6

People are so gross sometimes.

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