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By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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haveachat 1

Should have said "nice nose, does it compensate for the lack of inches below?".

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godamnitmotagain 16

I get asked that all the time, because I'm a ginger

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captainburke 5

Aw lame but he was probably drunk

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guyfawke 5

if the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home. (no relevance to OC, just wanted to say it).

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Schmee001 12

The correct response is "Yes, but not the upholstery." Then walk off while he sits there trying to figure out what you meant.

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thisguyintheusa 11

Me being a blond too, I know that we have are moments;)

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Pyro3000 6

"In a bar" Not sure what you were expecting OP. Always keep your guard up.

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