Health: Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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Bro, do you even lift?

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

By Paulie89 - 20/10/2019 12:00

Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By WIIslave - 14/12/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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By Torbey - 14/09/2016 03:49 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

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Carry that weight

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 18:00 - Australia - Moorebank

Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML

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Cruel Summer

By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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Unimpressed

By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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SomeonethingStup 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:52

lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

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Friday 27 November 2009 22:53

sexersise

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p0wnmasta 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:34

OMG OMG OMG I can't breath, I'm laughing too hard!

Bansheethekilla 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:38

Time to switch hands. Doctors orders

Zachman7492lol 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:40

Have looked at this site every day for a couple months now, this is now my favorite FML. =D

waffles2009 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:49

i would've said "hell yeah!"

SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:00

IDK if this is a FML, but it's funny as hell. This one goes on my faves.

did_it_4_lulz 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:05

Next time alternate.

_FYL_ 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:22

LMAO That's jokeess!

Aha09 1

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:36

More like tendonutis. *Tendonitis* FML staff, could you fix the error? :)

RachelTM 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:27

Fixed! ;-)

blah123blah 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:58

Aww I've read an FML a long time ago this same thing. The doctor said someong had "tennis wrist" and asked if he played. Then he said he didn't play any sports.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:58

File for disability and see if nurse Betty will come lend you a hand. Maybe you should work on a better fantasy or two to help you get the job done a little faster, you don't want to keep wearing out body parts. If you wrist is bad I'm surprised "little Jimmie" has any skin left on him.