By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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SomeonethingStup 0

lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

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strawberry_78 0

Yeah, time to switch hands or get a toy :)

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mafi0 0

trying to beat my personal best right now

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B_Foxy 0

This guy in my school told me he's masturbated 17 times in one day. 17 times! How do you do that?! Geesh!

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alwaysalady 0

That shocks me. how can they mastrurbate 17 times in a day but only keep at it with a woman for 15 minutes before it's spent?

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Towelie_31 0

i don't think i'd want to jackoff 17 times in one day. if you keep going after the 15th time you're just trying to be a showoff

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fantomix_fml 0

Well most younger guys can do it every half an hour. Apparently it's supposed to make you really deppressed though.

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Holybatman 16

A friend of mine has a record of 21 times in one day. His right arm, especially the forearm, is huge, and a lot bigger than his left one.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Uh, no, actually, masturbation/sexual release is actually reccommended for alleviating depression. Try again.

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lillonely 2

Ooooohhh... So is that why my chronic depression has been seeming to go away? ;D

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dr_octagonapus47 4

Bc he took horny goat weed and had no lady to use it on

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perdix 29

So, which version do you play? The one where you go for accuracy or distance?

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CyclonePsycho 1

Don't forget freestyle. OP: Dear grass that's funny. xD

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perdix 29

Thanks for reminding me. One of the worst jobs out there. 1) Commercial fisherman 2) Crack ***** 3) Monkey-spanking Judge: Freestyle.

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penizulaface 0

oh god... i dont think ive ever heard anyone under sixty actually say "twit"...

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Weevil_fml 0

I assume you're not English then. It's quite common there, which is where the OP hails from. I prefer "twat" myself though, as it packs more of a punch.

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Fop 6

I'm 14 and I'd say "twit." It just doesn't cut it as compared to "twat" or "nitwit" though.

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Skullcrusher 5

Ahh! An admitted monkeyspanker!

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jessxoxo28 5

LMAO!!! wow, thats disgusting but hilarious at the same time. ur doc must be creeped out

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CyclonePsycho 1

Eh, doubt it. He probably gets this all the time.

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Sakata_Gintoki 0

Ge out and go find a girl. u did it 2 often, u must b doin that 3 times a day and 3 hrs a time

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snapdragon1100 7

You need to learn how to type.

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